Are you a man or a woman? I am a villain.
This one's probably my favorite
Call Me Carson New And Improved!
SpongeBob "Call That X" Puns
Vivisector "I welcome death" template
[Template] Saikin, Imouto no Yousu ga Chotto Okashiinda ga.
Star Wars TROS Emperor "So falls the last Skywalker" template