What about the guy you just killed 10 seconds ago? (Original from Swords Webcomic Episode CCCLIII - Monster Slayer, https://swordscomic.com/comic/CCCLIII/)
Here is a late christmas gift in the form of a template
This girl with a squirrel (found on r/KidsAreFuckingEvil
Adam Sandler history template
Potential new template? I can't edit, so can someone else do it and post the finished version?